the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!