The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!