black people

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to write about power.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!