The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to see into the present

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!