The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

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The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

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The power to see into one's own past.

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The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

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The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

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The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.

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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

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The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

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Power to spread farts faster

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

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The power to make that slut age two years so you don't go to jail when she tells you she is 18.

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The pointless act of NOT giving below comment a thumbs up, to support the message... Only those that love themselves can truly love others, as they have love to give, not the desperation for it... Moral: Support a new age where being down and emo, is bullshit. Where being confident and love oneself has less than nothing to do with arrogance... Actually arrogance is the product of acting like you are something... One that true loves him/herself, know better. But hey... wanna listen to Linkin Park while you cut yourself... pop culture can be quite the pain... In ancient days the strong ones where those that loved themselves and acted with bravery...And while times change... that quality does not.

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To have the ability to be a Paedophile like Tom Watts :-]

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The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

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The ability to stop time, but not start it agian.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to turn into a taxi

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Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

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The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

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The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

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the power to blink 19 times a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!