The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to grow boobs

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!