the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to grow boobs

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to see through water.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!