Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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the power to win the crying game

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to transform into a bronie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!