The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Balls.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!