to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to eat food

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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Being Aquaman

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to go part way through walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!