The power to turn wine into water

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!