The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to read

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Death at will

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to never end your .

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!