The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!