the power to die....

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Death at will

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to swim on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!