My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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Facebook.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!