The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to be a rock

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the power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!