Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!