The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to bleed

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!