The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!