the power of being republican

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power... to move you.

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!