The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to learn only at school.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!