The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to die....

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to not be funny

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!