The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the power to nit propely

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to bleed

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!