SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to breathe

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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i like pie.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!