The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to breathe

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!