The power to simply walk into mordor

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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Batman

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to change your mind

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to never finish your sente

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!