The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to see through horses

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!