THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The ability to run at the speed of light, but being born without limbs.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!