The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!