The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to have no powers.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!