Batman

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to shit on command.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to piss lava.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!