The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to switch gender identity

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to think about useless power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!