the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!