The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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Batman

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!