The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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the power to see the present

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the power to attract bullets.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!