To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to think about useless power

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!