The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The ability to blow strawberries

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to potato.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to peak braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!