The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!