The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!