The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to look into the past

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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power to see through glass doors

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the ability to spell wrong

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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the power to be justin bieber

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!