The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to look into the past

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to dance in the dark

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!