the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!