the power to animate condiments

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to predict the past

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the power to predict the past

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!