the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to fly....underwater

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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the power to think of powers

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to poop pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!