The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to predict the past

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!