The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The ability to Hi

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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the power to predict the past

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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power to see through glass doors

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!