The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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the power to suck your elbow

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!