The power to transform into a bronie

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power to have no power at all

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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blindness

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!