The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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To stab Djones

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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Retractable teeth

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!