The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to predict the past

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!