The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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the power to shit bicks

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The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to poop out you penis

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!