Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to poop out you penis

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power to peel stickers

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!